El rey ha vuelto, este es el esperado trailer que prometió 3D Realms ayer, el juego lleva 10 años en desarrollo y pasado por tres motores gráficos, parece ser una realidad, pero aún no hay nada en concreto.

Y como bono: las frases que ha dicho Duke durante su carrera:

Duke Nukem 3D (1996)

• All aboard the Midtown Express…TO HELL!
• Guess again, freakshow. Duke’s coming back to town, and the last thing that’s gonna go through your mind before you die… is my size 13 boot!
• I like a good cigar…and a bad woman…
• I don’t know who you are, where you are from, or what you want… But if you threaten my freedom… I’ll kill you.
• I’m Duke Nukem and I’m coming to get the rest of you alien bastards!
• I feel like drinkin’ a gallon o’ turpentine, and pissin’ on a brush fire…
• I should have known those alien maggots booby trapped the sub.
• It’s time to abort your whole freaking species!
• It’s time to kick ass and chew bubble gum, and I’m all outta gum!
• My name is Duke Nukem – and I’m coming to get the rest of you alien bastards!
• My name is Duke Nukem! After a few days of R&R I’ll be ready for more action!
• Nobody steals our chicks… and lives!
• Your ass is grass, and I’ve got the weedwacker.
• Your face, your ass, what’s the difference?
• You’re an inspiration for birth control.
• (Después de pisar caca de alien) Shit happens!
• Groovy!
• Cooool!
• [Después de encontrar el cadáver de Luke Skywalker's colgando de cabeza] Now this is a force to be reckoned with!
• [Después de encontrar tres chicas en un cuarto oculto] Hmmm, my kind of party! I wish I had time!
• [Al verse al espejo] Damn! I’m looking good!
• [Después de matar un grupo de alines de un disparo] Damn, I’m good!
• It’s down to you and me, you one-eyed freak!
• Suck it down!
• Now THAT’s gonna leave a scar!
• [Despues de descargar el baño] Ahhhh… much better!
• Damn, that’s the second time those alien bastards shot up my ride!
• [Después de ver una computadora de la oficia con el juego DukeNukem] Get back to work you slacker!
• Nukem ’till they glow, then shoot ‘em in the dark!
• Heh, Heh, Heh, what a mess!
• This is K-T-I-T. KTIT. Playing the breast… Uh… The best tunes in town!
• [Después de ver el cadaver cercenado de un marino Doom] Hmm, that’s one “Doomed” Space Marine.
• [Después de examinar la arcade de Duke Nukem II] Hmm, don’t have time to play with myself.
• Damn, you’re ugly.
• What are you? Some bottom-feeding, scum sucking algae eater?
• Who wants some?
• Come get some!
• It’s my way or the….Hell it’s my way!
• I’m gonna rip your head off and shit down your neck.

Duke Nukem: Time to Kill

• Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your chicks.
• Have you seen my rubber…duckie?
• I’ll blow you a new hole!
• I’m God’s gift to women!
• Lick My Wet Butt Hole!
• I love the smell of bacon in the morning /Reference to “Apocalypse Now!” and the smell of the napalm in the morning/
• I make this look good
• Lara, is that you? (referencia al videojuego Tomb Raider)
• Looks like it’s time to grill!
• Looks like it’s TIME TO KILL!
• I got no time to bleed!
• My home away from home! [haciendo referencia a un club nudista]
• Ooh baby! You need a face lift!
• Rubba dub dub, get out of the tub
• The bigger they are, the more they bleed!
• There’s new sheriff in town. (pronounced in a southern accent)
• What the hell are you waiting for? Christmas?
• You make a great belt
• Suck my Boomstick (referencia a las peliculas de Evil Dead)

Duke Nukem: Zero Hour

• Blow it out your ass!
• Don’t worry, saving chicks is what I’m all about!
• Now hear me! Aliens have traveled in worlds past, for trying change history. I went back and fought them! But my Time machine was destroyed, and now I can no longer chase them through time![…]But remember, if you don’t go back and make things right, earth’s history will forever change, and mankind could be wiped out!
• You’re too good looking to kill, but I’m gonna kill you anyway! (hablandole a un clon de si mismo)

Duke Nukem: Land of the Babes

• Well, enough talk then. Come get some! Oh, Silverback, one more thing. I’m gonna enjoy pissin’ on your dead body!

Duke Nukem: Manhattan Project

• Ah, New York! It’s my kind of town. If I can kill ‘em here…I can kill ‘em ANYWHERE!
• Come on Morphix, there’s only two ways this can end, and in both of them, you die!
• Confucius say… DIE!)
• I always said, if there was a way to go, it’d have something to do with women, whips, and oil…
• Someone’s gonna pay for making me find these friggin’ key cards…
• Space…the final frontier. These are the voyages of Duke Nukem. His continuing mission…to explore strange new babes. To seek out new aliens and kick their asses.
• This is it…let’s you and me finish off this bastard once and for all!
• Time to deworm The Big Apple…
• Time to deliver max pain on the A Train…now where’d I put that subway token? (referencia al videojuego Max Payne)
• Time for mutation-mutilation!
• Your kung-fu is through!
• You’re goin’ down faster than the XFL!
• Life is like a box of ammo… (en referencia a la película Forrest Gump: “Life is like a box of chocolates…”)