{"id":1041,"date":"2007-12-19T14:35:25","date_gmt":"2007-12-19T20:35:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.joelsedano.com\/blog\/?p=1041"},"modified":"2012-06-04T11:25:36","modified_gmt":"2012-06-04T16:25:36","slug":"hail-to-the-king","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joelsedano.com\/blog\/2007\/12\/19\/hail-to-the-king\/","title":{"rendered":"Hail to the king, baby! Las famosas frases de Duke Nukem"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Duke Nukem Forever Teaser 19\/12\/07\" width=\"640\" height=\"360\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/ZUN7mHUtzno?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><center><em>I&#8217;m looking for some alien toilet to park my bricks. Who&#8217;s first?<\/em><\/center><\/p>\n<p>El rey ha vuelto, este es el esperado trailer que prometi\u00f3 <strong>3D Realms<\/strong> ayer, el juego lleva 10 a\u00f1os en desarrollo y pasado por tres motores gr\u00e1ficos, parece ser una realidad, pero a\u00fan no hay nada en concreto.<\/p>\n<p>Y como bono: las frases que ha dicho <strong>Duke<\/strong> durante su carrera:<br \/>\n<!--more--><br \/>\n<strong>Duke Nukem 3D (1996)<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>All aboard the Midtown Express&#8230;TO HELL!<\/li>\n<li>Guess again, freakshow. Duke&#8217;s coming back to town, and the last thing that&#8217;s gonna go through your mind before you die&#8230; is my size 13 boot!<\/li>\n<li>I like a good cigar&#8230;and a bad woman&#8230;<\/li>\n<li>I don&#8217;t know who you are, where you are from, or what you want&#8230; But if you threaten my freedom&#8230; I&#8217;ll kill you.<\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;m Duke Nukem and I&#8217;m coming to get the rest of you alien bastards!<\/li>\n<li>I feel like drinkin&#8217; a gallon o&#8217; turpentine, and pissin&#8217; on a brush fire&#8230;<\/li>\n<li>I should have known those alien maggots booby trapped the sub.<\/li>\n<li>It&#8217;s time to abort your whole freaking species!<\/li>\n<li>It&#8217;s time to kick ass and chew bubble gum, and I&#8217;m all outta gum!<\/li>\n<li>My name is Duke Nukem &#8211; and I&#8217;m coming to get the rest of you alien bastards!<\/li>\n<li>My name is Duke Nukem! After a few days of R&amp;R I&#8217;ll be ready for more action!<\/li>\n<li>Nobody steals our chicks&#8230; and lives!<\/li>\n<li>Your ass is grass, and I&#8217;ve got the weedwacker.<\/li>\n<li>Your face, your ass, what&#8217;s the difference?<\/li>\n<li>You&#8217;re an inspiration for birth control.<\/li>\n<li>(Despu\u00e9s de pisar caca de alien) Shit happens!<\/li>\n<li>Groovy!<\/li>\n<li>Cooool!<\/li>\n<li>[Despu\u00e9s de encontrar el cad\u00e1ver de Luke Skywalker&#8217;s colgando de cabeza] Now this is a force to be reckoned with!<\/li>\n<li>[Despu\u00e9s de encontrar tres chicas en un cuarto oculto] Hmmm, my kind of party! I wish I had time!<\/li>\n<li>[Al verse al espejo] Damn! I&#8217;m looking good!<\/li>\n<li>[Despu\u00e9s de matar un grupo de alines de un disparo] Damn, I&#8217;m good!<\/li>\n<li>It&#8217;s down to you and me, you one-eyed freak!<\/li>\n<li>Suck it down!<\/li>\n<li>Now THAT&#8217;s gonna leave a scar!<\/li>\n<li>[Despues de descargar el ba\u00f1o] Ahhhh&#8230; much better!<\/li>\n<li>Damn, that&#8217;s the second time those alien bastards shot up my ride!<\/li>\n<li>[Despu\u00e9s de ver una computadora de la oficia con el juego DukeNukem] Get back to work you slacker!<\/li>\n<li>Nukem &#8216;till they glow, then shoot &#8216;em in the dark!<\/li>\n<li>Heh, Heh, Heh, what a mess!<\/li>\n<li>This is K-T-I-T. KTIT. Playing the breast&#8230; Uh&#8230; The best tunes in town!<\/li>\n<li>[Despu\u00e9s de ver el cadaver cercenado de un marino Doom] Hmm, that&#8217;s one \u00abDoomed\u00bb Space Marine.<\/li>\n<li>[Despu\u00e9s de examinar la arcade de Duke Nukem II] Hmm, don&#8217;t have time to play with myself.<\/li>\n<li>Damn, you&#8217;re ugly.<\/li>\n<li>What are you? Some bottom-feeding, scum sucking algae eater?<\/li>\n<li>Who wants some?<\/li>\n<li>Come get some!<\/li>\n<li>It&#8217;s my way or the&#8230;.Hell it&#8217;s my way!<\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;m gonna rip your head off and shit down your neck.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>Duke Nukem: Time to Kill<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your chicks.<\/li>\n<li>Have you seen my rubber&#8230;duckie?<\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;ll blow you a new hole!<\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;m God&#8217;s gift to women!<\/li>\n<li>Lick My Wet Butt Hole!<\/li>\n<li>I love the smell of bacon in the morning \/Reference to \u00abApocalypse Now!\u00bb and the smell of the napalm in the morning\/<\/li>\n<li>I make this look good<\/li>\n<li>Lara, is that you? (referencia al videojuego Tomb Raider)<\/li>\n<li>Looks like it&#8217;s time to grill!<\/li>\n<li>Looks like it&#8217;s TIME TO KILL!<\/li>\n<li>I got no time to bleed!<\/li>\n<li>My home away from home! [haciendo referencia a un club nudista]<\/li>\n<li>Ooh baby! You need a face lift!<\/li>\n<li>Rubba dub dub, get out of the tub<\/li>\n<li>The bigger they are, the more they bleed!<\/li>\n<li>There&#8217;s new sheriff in town. (pronounced in a southern accent)<\/li>\n<li>What the hell are you waiting for? Christmas?<\/li>\n<li>You make a great belt<\/li>\n<li>Suck my Boomstick (referencia a las peliculas de Evil Dead)<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>Duke Nukem: Zero Hour<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Blow it out your ass!<\/li>\n<li>Don&#8217;t worry, saving chicks is what I&#8217;m all about!<\/li>\n<li>Now hear me! Aliens have traveled in worlds past, for trying change history. I went back and fought them! But my Time machine was destroyed, and now I can no longer chase them through time![\u2026]But remember, if you don&#8217;t go back and make things right, earth&#8217;s history will forever change, and mankind could be wiped out!<\/li>\n<li>You&#8217;re too good looking to kill, but I&#8217;m gonna kill you anyway! (hablandole a un clon de si mismo)<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>Duke Nukem: Land of the Babes<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Well, enough talk then. Come get some! Oh, Silverback, one more thing. I&#8217;m gonna enjoy pissin&#8217; on your dead body!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>Duke Nukem: Manhattan Project<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Ah, New York! It&#8217;s my kind of town. If I can kill &#8216;em here&#8230;I can kill &#8216;em ANYWHERE!<\/li>\n<li>Come on Morphix, there&#8217;s only two ways this can end, and in both of them, you die!<\/li>\n<li>Confucius say&#8230; DIE!)<\/li>\n<li>I always said, if there was a way to go, it&#8217;d have something to do with women, whips, and oil&#8230;<\/li>\n<li>Someone&#8217;s gonna pay for making me find these friggin&#8217; key cards&#8230;<\/li>\n<li>Space&#8230;the final frontier. These are the voyages of Duke Nukem. His continuing mission&#8230;to explore strange new babes. To seek out new aliens and kick their asses.<\/li>\n<li>This is it&#8230;let&#8217;s you and me finish off this bastard once and for all!<\/li>\n<li>Time to deworm The Big Apple&#8230;<\/li>\n<li>Time to deliver max pain on the A Train&#8230;now where&#8217;d I put that subway token? (referencia al videojuego Max Payne)<\/li>\n<li>Time for mutation-mutilation!<\/li>\n<li>Your kung-fu is through!<\/li>\n<li>You&#8217;re goin&#8217; down faster than the XFL!<\/li>\n<li>Life is like a box of ammo&#8230; (en referencia a la pel\u00edcula Forrest Gump: \u00abLife is like a box of chocolates&#8230;\u00bb)<\/li>\n<\/ul>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m looking for some alien toilet to park my bricks. Who&#8217;s first? El rey ha vuelto, este es el esperado trailer que prometi\u00f3 3D Realms ayer, el juego lleva 10 a\u00f1os en desarrollo y pasado por tres motores gr\u00e1ficos, parece ser una realidad, pero a\u00fan no hay nada en concreto. 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