{"id":185,"date":"2006-05-13T20:53:59","date_gmt":"2006-05-14T02:53:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.joelsedano.com\/blog\/?p=185"},"modified":"2006-05-13T20:53:59","modified_gmt":"2006-05-14T02:53:59","slug":"compuchistes-unix-errors","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joelsedano.com\/blog\/2006\/05\/13\/compuchistes-unix-errors\/","title":{"rendered":"Compuchistes! (unix errors)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Un poco de humor geek: <\/strong><\/p>\n<p>(% represents the csh, $ represents the bourne shell)<\/p>\n<p>% \u00abHow poorly would you rate the UNIX (so-called) user interface?<br \/>\nUnmatched \u00ab.<\/p>\n<p>% rm congressional-ethics<br \/>\nrm: congressional-ethics nonexistent<\/p>\n<p>% ar m God<br \/>\nar: God does not exist<\/p>\n<p>% [Where is Jimmy Hoffa?<br \/>\nMissing ].<\/p>\n<p>% ^How did the sex change^ operation go?<br \/>\nModifier failed.<\/p>\n<p>% If I had a ( for every $ Congress spent, what would I have?<br \/>\nToo many (&#8216;s.<\/p>\n<p>%make love<br \/>\nMake:  Don&#8217;t know how to make love.  Stop.<\/p>\n<p>% sleep with me<br \/>\nbad character<\/p>\n<p>% got a light?<br \/>\nNo match.<\/p>\n<p>% man: why did you get a divorce?<br \/>\nman:: Too many arguments.<\/p>\n<p>% ^What is saccharine?<br \/>\nBad substitute.<\/p>\n<p>% \\(-<br \/>\n(-: Command not found.<\/p>\n<p>% sh<\/p>\n<p>$ PATH=pretending! \/usr\/ucb\/which sense<br \/>\nno sense in pretending<\/p>\n<p>$ drink<br \/>\nbottle: cannot open<br \/>\nopener: not found<\/p>\n<p>$ mkdir matter; cat >matter<br \/>\nmatter: cannot create<\/p>\n<p>Or, in a System V (att) universe:<\/p>\n<p>$ cat \u00abcan of food\u00bb<br \/>\ncat: cannot open can of food<br \/>\nfuente: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.gnu.org\/fun\/jokes\/\">http:\/\/www.gnu.org\/fun\/jokes\/<\/a><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Un poco de humor geek: (% represents the csh, $ represents the bourne shell) % \u00abHow poorly would you rate the UNIX (so-called) user interface? Unmatched \u00ab. % rm congressional-ethics rm: congressional-ethics nonexistent % ar m God ar: God does not exist % [Where is Jimmy Hoffa? Missing ]. % ^How did the sex change^ operation go? Modifier failed. % If I had a ( for every $ Congress spent, what would I have? Too many (&#8216;s. %make love Make:&#8230;<\/p>\n<p class=\"read-more\"><a class=\"btn btn-default\" href=\"https:\/\/www.joelsedano.com\/blog\/2006\/05\/13\/compuchistes-unix-errors\/\"> Seguir leyendo<span class=\"screen-reader-text\">  Seguir leyendo<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10,14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-185","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-comedia","category-geek"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joelsedano.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/185","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joelsedano.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joelsedano.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joelsedano.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joelsedano.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=185"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joelsedano.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/185\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joelsedano.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=185"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joelsedano.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=185"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joelsedano.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=185"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}